The Dutch Aids Foundation has found a humorous way to solve "first world" problems and generate funds for fighting HIV.
The peppermint placebo pills come in a variety of problem-solving prescriptions, like "Not Afraid of Spiders" and "Keep Your Cereal Forever Crunchy" as well as ones like those pictured above.
Their website contains all the details. I've got my eye on "Always Know What to Wear".